About WDHS
From the Files of 1989
In the beginning, there was Russ. And the educational system was
without form and void; and darkness was upon the face of the
classroom.
And the voice of Russ moved upon the empty desks and said, "Uhh...
uhh... Let there be television sets." Russ said, "This will be the
most powerful invention of all time." Russ watched the television.
He saw that it was good: but he soon became tired of Green Acres
reruns. This was the first day.
And Russ said," Let there be video cameras and tapes:" and
they were so. Russ called them Sony brand, and he saw that it was
good. This was the second day.
And Russ said, "Let there be a Sony editing deck which will
bring forth works of the best kind." He saw that it was good. And
Russ set this all in the classroom. This was the third day.
And behold, Russ needeth companionship: so he said," Let
there be students with like minds. And they shall be called Gibblets,
who will drape themselves in darkness and the males shall be lacking
in hair of the crown." And Russ said unto them," Be creative and
entertaining. Of this studio thou mayest freely reign. But if thou
turneth in thy video late, thou shalt surely get an E! And thou
shalt call me sir." This was the fourth day.
On the fifth day Russ said," Let there be a black lounge
chair, peanut M & M's, Diet Coke, and the clicker thing." And Russ
saw everything that he made and behold, it was very good. Thus, WDHS
was completeth. This was the fifth day.
And on the sixth day, one day early, Russ ended his work and
rested on the sixth day from all the work which he had made. Russ
then seateth himself in his black chair and consumeth of the peanut
M & M's and also of the Diet Coke and sangeth softly his favourite
song, The shades of night were falling fast but I got a good look
anyway.
Written by Nicole LaDouceur - 1989 Graduate